His Wife’s Christmas Present
Brian looked again at Diane’s present before wrapping it. It was very well made. Build of heavy solid wood.
His wife said that her hairbrush needed replacing. She brushed her hair nightly before bed. It was one of her rituals.
This hairbrush would be her Christmas present. Strong and firm, it looked indestructible.
Christmas morning, Diane was delighted.
She told her husband to drop his pants and bend over her lap.
Brian realized his mistake. Diane meant the hairbrush she spanked him with.
He trembled, wondering how badly a spanking with this formidable hairbrush would hurt.